There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
Blindly following a run down path.
There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”
“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”
“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”
“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”
“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”
“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”
“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*
“Hey can I get a meal with a large fry-”
*drive through person*
“LALALALALALALLA CANT HEAR U LALAALLAALLAA NEXT!”
…Boobs are fine though, everyone loves boobs, even boobs love boobs, that’s why there’s two of them.
Winrar // from one of my most fav bloggers in the world.. best thing I’ve read today haha (via hartbrakeace)
hahaha just saw this in le tage
<3
(via iamawinrar)Everyone needs to reblog this.
Anonymous asked:
welcometoseahavenn answered:
I was taking saucy pictures for a special someone
MOTHERFUCKER, THIS QUOTE IS SO DAMN BIG YOU AIN’T GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO READ IT.
A woman with twelve boobs walks down the street. Sounds funny, dozen tit?
If all of her boobs were made of mahagony, it would be funnier, wooden tit?
“if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission”
I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical age of 18. I’m going to continue being polite and nice to my parents until they are no longer around. I seriously thought that this was normal.
Every 19 year old guy in the hardcore scene

jontron about to say something racist